2013 Ghastin Performance

Lyrics

“Ghastin’s Cup”

There’s Ghastin’s cup!
Jensen’s won the cup, he’ll never stop
Won championships!
Jensen’s time is up, pick your spot!
You’ve been mocking right?
You’ve seen someone who’s dropping stock?
Award Ghastin’s cup!
Til the draft’s complete, we’ll never stop(3)
Our league’s draft still goes on (3)

Pick up the duds, the wannabes
Risky moves, ride with a weak, weak rookie
Ghastin’s cup!
Play for Ghastin’s cup
Pick up QB starters and drop all you got, you got, you got
Wow! Can’t compete? Without a bench, wins looking bleak
Play for Ghastin’s cup
That’s what you get. See, you messed it up, messed it up(2)
Watch as a grown man cries (3)

Can’t contemplate, you pick Mike Turner
Our league ain’t easy
Just a barn, barn burner
Ghastin’s Cup!
Play for Ghastin’s cup!
Play with all you got
You mustn’t ever, ever, ever trade
Never, never
Ghastin’s Cup!
It will make low men try(3)
You’ve got to win, take seventh place
It’ll take you places that you’ve never, never dreamed
Ghastin’s Cup!
Love this day! Jensen will pick his spot, pick his spot
Pick his spot, pick his spot
Ghastin’s Cup!

Never stop, never stop, never stop
You, you, you make a grown man cry

Terry's Song

So I thought it was only right to post Terry's song the same week that I'm playing him this week. Note: only lyrics, didn't have time to learn it and make a video. The song is called "Jensen's Walk of Fame" and is written to "Hall of Fame" by the Script. Though Jensen's name is in the title and it does indirectly does poke fun at Jensen. This is a song about Terry picking up Jensen's touch and continuing the tradition if you will. I do have to thank Meghan (Jensen's girlfriend) for the inspiration for this song. Also I'd like to tease that if PBODY does some how make it to the finals, I will have a big surprise for everyone with the first Ghastin music video with a song about PBODY again.....That is all enjoy!

-Ghastin

Ghastin's New Song: Jensen's Walk of Fame"

"Jensen’s Walk Of Fame"
by Head Ed
Yeah, she won’t be the greatest
She can pass the test
You can see through her thong laying on your chest

You give her a whirl
She sucks on your pearls
She must be a whore, go banging her back door

You can tie her hands up
You shouldn’t be shocked
She’s cumming a fountain
She loves your cock
You can be like Jensen
Don’t wait to fuck
Dedicate yourself and you can find yourself

Taking Jensen’s walk of fame
And Terry never knew her name
Cause he spits with the greatest game
And she won’t ever know he came
And she’ll be crying, watch her walk of shame

She gave no resistance
She could fuck awhile
She couldn’t walk straight well hell part the nile

She might be a zero
She had lots to hold
Breaking all your sleeping posts
Thought you were gonna choke

Do it for your number
Do it for the ride
She never had been mounted If you didn’t pass by

Do it for your bounty
Do it, make your name
Cause there’s gonna be a day

When you’re taking Jensen’s walk of fame
And Terry never knew her name
Cause he spits with the greatest game
And she won’t ever know he came
And she’ll be crying, watch her walk of shame

Be a man whore, Be a man whore
Be a man whore, Be a man whore

You’re taking Jensen’s walk of fame

Do students
Do illegals
Do immigrants
Do beagles
Do repugnants
Do nastys
Do elephants
Do ghastlys
Do spider pants

Do floozies
Do bovines
Do boozies
Do porcines

Do hippos
Do rhinos
Do bimbos
Do dinos

Taking Jensen’s walk of fame
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
And Terry never knew her name
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Cause he spits with the greatest game
(Yeah, yeah,yeah)
And she won’t ever know he came
And she’ll be crying, watch her walk of shame

(You are a man whore)
Yeah, she won’t be the greatest
(You are a man whore)
She can pass the test
(You are a man whore)
You can see through her thong laying on your chest
(You are a man whore)
You give her a whirl
(You are a man whore)
She sucks on your pearls
(You are a man whore)
She must be a whore, go banging her back door
(You are a man whore)
You can tie her hands up
(You are a man whore)
You shouldn’t be shocked
(You are a man whore)
She cumming a fountain
(You are a man whore)
She loves your cock
(You are a man whore)
You can be like Jensen
(You are a man whore)
Don’t wait to fuck
(You are a man whore)
Dedicate yourself and you can find yourself
(You are a man whore)

Taking Jensen’s walk of fame

Jensen's Quagmire Lyrics

Play who you’re playing
Won’t make it wayne
Know you’re not scoring
Not scoring

You need some lotion
Still reeling in pain
The league is stirring
stirring

Son, your team’s a quagmire

Losses start to tally
You winning, no way
Lie while you’re trading
You’re trading

Still slots are open
Team buckles in pain
Feels like you’re dying
You’re dying

Son, your teams’ a quagmire
And so
Where’s your Jensen empire?

Just sign a waiver
Battling woes
You can’t just fix it
Fix it

We hope it’s for weeks
We hope it’s forever
Oh look at the projections
The projections
The projections

Son, your team’s a quagmire
Son, your team’s a quagmire

And so
Where’s your Jensen empire?

And son
Your team’s a quagmire
And so
Jensen freaking retire

Jensen's Quagmire...a Ghastin Original

Danny's Week 7 Predictions - Start 'Em Up

Welcome to the first weekly addition of Start em up... each week I will suggest players to play souly based on who I play in my leagues.... having the most PA in 3 out of my 5 leagues... i feel I can redirect my awful awful luck to helping my fellow friends on who to start in their other leagues and this one..... I will see how my record is each week on my picks QBs need 20... RBs 15 and WRs 12 and TE 10 in order for a win... I will also give a lock of the week and if by chance I play multiple defenses or kickers i will suggest them...I will try and pick AT LEAST 3 people and players so without further adu....

1) Ray Rice - A no brainer... just traded him away in one league and play him in 2 other leagues this week... LOCK OF THE WEEK... in fact... easy 20 pts

2) Greg Olson - You need him... play him.. he is bound to break out against me this week

3) Bills Def - I am 1st in points in this league with a record of 1-5... my opponant cant do anything wrong this year... puuuttt it on the board.... YEEESS!

4) Darren Sproles - 15 pts... no problem... see above with Ray Rice

5) Romo to Austin - how many times have I been scored upon in my Saginaw league with a QB to WR combo... well Manning to Cruz was fun..... they will hook up at least once... prolly twice

SUPER SHOCKER....

Nate Burleson - gonna come down to my JJs league to him... look for him to butt rape my on Monday night just like Bears def did to me 2 weeks ago...

Thank you all!

Uncle Nape Creeps

All I can say about this video by Ghastin is...

Pure. Fucking. Genius.