Despite "Lovin' Dem Cocks," PBody Defeats Napes: In the match-up of the week, PBody's Stafford/Johnson connection lands him a much needed victory, propelling Napes into "must win" mode for the rest of the season.
Ghastin's Two TE Strategy Fails: If Ghastin would spend more time focusing on his roster rather than composing epic parodies, maybe he wouldn't have had to play two TEs this week. This week, there are REAL rumors that Ghastin is composing another masterpiece...
Cheadle's Run at History is Still Alive: I didn't think that it was possible to go winless in fantasy football...but the Commish is trying his damnedest!
Danny Crawls Back into the Playoff Picture: Back to back wins give Danny a shot at sneaking into the playoffs with possibly one of the worst teams in fantasy football history. I thought the "Suck for Luck" campaign meant that you were supposed to LOSE.
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Sunday, October 30, 2011
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Week 7 Storylines
PBody Sucks: Both at updating this blog and at maintaining a winning fantasy football team. After starting 3-1, the guy with the puppy dog eyes is on a three game skid. However, a favorable match-up against his long time rival, Uncle Nape, could help him get back on track in week 8. With Napes starting Tavaris Jackson and John Beck, it should be an interesting match-up.
Commish Sucks Worse: Seven losses in a row...normally I'd make some joke here about how bad Chea's team is, but it's not even funny anymore. You have the league's sympathy bro.
Danny Focuses on Ghastin Cup: With the season written off by Danny, his team is starting to consist of players who have solid match-ups during the weeks of the Ghastin Cup. Too bad the Tebow pick-up came too late to the savior of Danny's season.
Collin Over Achieves: 5-2 and leading your division? Really? Starting Alex Smith must be the secret to fantasy football success...
Surprise of the Season = Ghastin: It's been rumored that if Ghastin makes the playoffs, he will give a surprise performance of a brand new parody via YouTube to inspire his team to win his first ever championship.
Commish Sucks Worse: Seven losses in a row...normally I'd make some joke here about how bad Chea's team is, but it's not even funny anymore. You have the league's sympathy bro.
Danny Focuses on Ghastin Cup: With the season written off by Danny, his team is starting to consist of players who have solid match-ups during the weeks of the Ghastin Cup. Too bad the Tebow pick-up came too late to the savior of Danny's season.
Collin Over Achieves: 5-2 and leading your division? Really? Starting Alex Smith must be the secret to fantasy football success...
Surprise of the Season = Ghastin: It's been rumored that if Ghastin makes the playoffs, he will give a surprise performance of a brand new parody via YouTube to inspire his team to win his first ever championship.
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Week 3 Storylines
DKin's Team Gets Worse: In the second big trade of the year, Danny gives up the 2nd overall pick, Ray Rice, to pick up a struggling running back and the upstart QB Ryan Fitzpatrick. Now PBody has a legit running back and Danny finally has a real starting QB. Both teams got better...but why does Danny's still look so bad?
Cellar Dweller Napes Starts to Climb: Uncle Nape topped the charts this week scoring 177.71. So far Napes has two of the top five scoring players in football...but he's still 1-2. Is he on his way out of the cellar or is he doomed to a cold, dark, and damp season?
Bottom Three Teams Kinda Suck: Mike, Chea, and Danny are all off to 0-3 starts. Both Danny and Chea have made big moves in attempts to salvage their teams and Mike..well...he's just had players get hurt. All three need wins this week to get on track and try to turn things around.
Ghastin Cup in Jeopardy: Will the Ghastin Cup be a legitimate tournament this year if Ghastin actually...makes the PLAYOFFS? Will it turn into the L Chea cup? Or the DKin cup? Somehow...those just don't have the same ring to at as the Ghastin Cup...
Austin and Collin Imitate the Lions: Austin is 3-0...Collin is 3-0...and THE LIONS ARE 3-0!!! It's a good week folks.
Cellar Dweller Napes Starts to Climb: Uncle Nape topped the charts this week scoring 177.71. So far Napes has two of the top five scoring players in football...but he's still 1-2. Is he on his way out of the cellar or is he doomed to a cold, dark, and damp season?
Bottom Three Teams Kinda Suck: Mike, Chea, and Danny are all off to 0-3 starts. Both Danny and Chea have made big moves in attempts to salvage their teams and Mike..well...he's just had players get hurt. All three need wins this week to get on track and try to turn things around.
Ghastin Cup in Jeopardy: Will the Ghastin Cup be a legitimate tournament this year if Ghastin actually...makes the PLAYOFFS? Will it turn into the L Chea cup? Or the DKin cup? Somehow...those just don't have the same ring to at as the Ghastin Cup...
Austin and Collin Imitate the Lions: Austin is 3-0...Collin is 3-0...and THE LIONS ARE 3-0!!! It's a good week folks.
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Friday, September 23, 2011
Updated Odds and Line Moves
After two weeks of action, PBody is still taking action on predicting the champion of the Sea General Napes Fantasy Football League in 2011. The odds have changed a bit based on the draft and performance.
Jensen: 4 to 1. After a sub-par draft from the big man, the odds shot down as low as 10 to 1 on Jensen winning it all. Following the blockbuster trade a few days ago where he acquired Aaron Rodgers, the line stabilized at his preseason odds. His team will undoubtedly be in the mix come week 13.
Ghastin: 19 to 1. Many of Ghastin's draft choices were followed by raised eyebrows and the occasional "wow." Usually this would mean that the draft picks were surprisingly bad...but with Ghastin...his picks were (for the most part) surprisingly good. With a 1-1 record going into week 3, Ghastin has as good of a chance as anyone of making the playoffs.
Collin: 5 to 1: Collin is off to a 2-0 start on the back of Tom Brady and his 10,000,000 yards in the first two games. If Brady continues his trend (or even comes back down to Earth a bit), Collin will be a tough out when playoff time comes around.
Chea: 15 to 1. Chea's team just doesn't look that good. He just traded the #1 QB in the league for some more stability, but one of those players (Beanie Wells) just showed up on the injury report as having a hamstring injury.
PBody: 7 to 1. Banking on Matthew Stafford staying healthy, the Robot put his hopes and dreams of a Sea General Napes Championship in the Lions. He was quoted saying "It's nice having the entire league root for my team every week. I mean, how could you root against these Puppy Dog Eyes?"
Napes: 14 to 1. With his first round draft pick hampered by injury, it's going to be a tough go for Uncle Nape. He's 0-2 in a tough division. His handcuff running back got drafted in round 7...by another team. His team is going to have to explode for the next few weeks for him to get back in the picture.
Austin: 5 to 1. Austin's scored the 2nd highest points in the league in the first two weeks, leading him to a 2-0 record. Everyone will be hoping that his first round draft pick, AP, pulls a hammy this weekend against the Lions, but the rest of his team has looked strong. And he has perhaps the greatest team name in fantasy football history.
Terry: 4 to 1. Terry had arguably the best draft and still has one of the scariest teams in the league. Many owners would be happy starting most of the players on his bench. So far it's looking like this is Terry's year to lose.
Mike: 25 to 1. For some reason, no one took the bait on the preseason steal of betting on Mike at 20 to 1. Following the draft, it looked like his team was going to be as competitive as anyone. Two weeks later, he's at the bottom on points scored and on the bottom of his division. Some young talent on his roster might be able to salvage his season, but it better be soon. Otherwise, he might be making a strong case for the Ghastin Cup.
Danny: 13 to 1. After a devastating injury to Peyton Manning, Danny's team went from being a breakout running back away from a championship to bottom of the barrel panic mode. Still wheeling and dealing, Danny is doing his best to get back into form for the remainder of the season...but it's not looking that promising.
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Jensen: 4 to 1. After a sub-par draft from the big man, the odds shot down as low as 10 to 1 on Jensen winning it all. Following the blockbuster trade a few days ago where he acquired Aaron Rodgers, the line stabilized at his preseason odds. His team will undoubtedly be in the mix come week 13.
Ghastin: 19 to 1. Many of Ghastin's draft choices were followed by raised eyebrows and the occasional "wow." Usually this would mean that the draft picks were surprisingly bad...but with Ghastin...his picks were (for the most part) surprisingly good. With a 1-1 record going into week 3, Ghastin has as good of a chance as anyone of making the playoffs.
Collin: 5 to 1: Collin is off to a 2-0 start on the back of Tom Brady and his 10,000,000 yards in the first two games. If Brady continues his trend (or even comes back down to Earth a bit), Collin will be a tough out when playoff time comes around.
Chea: 15 to 1. Chea's team just doesn't look that good. He just traded the #1 QB in the league for some more stability, but one of those players (Beanie Wells) just showed up on the injury report as having a hamstring injury.
PBody: 7 to 1. Banking on Matthew Stafford staying healthy, the Robot put his hopes and dreams of a Sea General Napes Championship in the Lions. He was quoted saying "It's nice having the entire league root for my team every week. I mean, how could you root against these Puppy Dog Eyes?"
Napes: 14 to 1. With his first round draft pick hampered by injury, it's going to be a tough go for Uncle Nape. He's 0-2 in a tough division. His handcuff running back got drafted in round 7...by another team. His team is going to have to explode for the next few weeks for him to get back in the picture.
Austin: 5 to 1. Austin's scored the 2nd highest points in the league in the first two weeks, leading him to a 2-0 record. Everyone will be hoping that his first round draft pick, AP, pulls a hammy this weekend against the Lions, but the rest of his team has looked strong. And he has perhaps the greatest team name in fantasy football history.
Terry: 4 to 1. Terry had arguably the best draft and still has one of the scariest teams in the league. Many owners would be happy starting most of the players on his bench. So far it's looking like this is Terry's year to lose.
Mike: 25 to 1. For some reason, no one took the bait on the preseason steal of betting on Mike at 20 to 1. Following the draft, it looked like his team was going to be as competitive as anyone. Two weeks later, he's at the bottom on points scored and on the bottom of his division. Some young talent on his roster might be able to salvage his season, but it better be soon. Otherwise, he might be making a strong case for the Ghastin Cup.
Danny: 13 to 1. After a devastating injury to Peyton Manning, Danny's team went from being a breakout running back away from a championship to bottom of the barrel panic mode. Still wheeling and dealing, Danny is doing his best to get back into form for the remainder of the season...but it's not looking that promising.
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Week 2 Storylines
Offensive Explosion Makes Everyone Look Good: No one sucked this week. The lowest point total came from Danny (surprise) at 123.66. Apparently everyone in the NFL forgot how to play defense.
Jensen and Cheadle Make High Impact Trade: Who would have thought that the Commish would panic and deal his #1 pick after only two games? Jensen's strategy of drafting 800 running backs seems to have worked as now he is starting two elite QBs and still has three respectable running backs. Sigh...here we go again.
Napes Starts 0-2 and Scores More Total Points than PBody (2-0): Fantasy football is all about who you're playing and so far everyone who PBody has played...has sucked.
Collin Takes Down Ghastin: Even with Eddie Royal in his lineup, Ghastin couldn't pull out the victory against long time rival Collin. Ghastin later was quoted "I think Collin cheated when he drafted Brady."
Terry Drops 183: Talk about overkill...Terry won by 55 points this week. Looks like PBody's line of 20 to 1 for Mike to win the championship this year was accurate after all.
Jensen and Cheadle Make High Impact Trade: Who would have thought that the Commish would panic and deal his #1 pick after only two games? Jensen's strategy of drafting 800 running backs seems to have worked as now he is starting two elite QBs and still has three respectable running backs. Sigh...here we go again.
Napes Starts 0-2 and Scores More Total Points than PBody (2-0): Fantasy football is all about who you're playing and so far everyone who PBody has played...has sucked.
Collin Takes Down Ghastin: Even with Eddie Royal in his lineup, Ghastin couldn't pull out the victory against long time rival Collin. Ghastin later was quoted "I think Collin cheated when he drafted Brady."
Terry Drops 183: Talk about overkill...Terry won by 55 points this week. Looks like PBody's line of 20 to 1 for Mike to win the championship this year was accurate after all.
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