Rivalries: Ghastin

Ghastin is the glue that holds the Sea General Napes Fantasy Football League together.  His amazing ability to pick terrible players way higher than they should ever be drafted (if they even should at all) has become legend on draft day.  With players like Matt Hasselbeck and Reggie Bush in new uniforms this year, who knows where Ghastin will be drafting them. 

The 2010 draft held a surprise for the fans and owners alike...a rendition of "No Diggity" written and performed by Ghastin himself.  It would have gone better mixed with a fifth of Captain, but it was still entertaining.  Rumors have been circulating that this year he has something special in store...perhaps involving pyrotechnics and a dance team.

Ghastin's main rivalry is with, of course, Collin.  Jay Cutler, Eddie Royal, and Ed Hochuli will forever be the topic of discussion anytime Ghastin's horrible ass team is mentioned.  The debacle that was the Chargers/Broncos game in 2008 changed not only the NFL season, but the fantasy football season. 

Worst team of the year: Since Ghastin is usually near the bottom of the league, his rival ends up being the other "Cellar Dwellers."  In 2009, Ghastin changed his name to "Still One Above PBody" and in 2010 he battled with Napes for last place.  Will this be the year that Ghastin does not have a shot at the Ghastin Cup?  Or will his reputation of being the life of the party at the expense of his win loss record hold true?