Week 1 Storylines

Match-up of the Week does not disappoint:  Even though Napes seemed to be down and out going into Monday night, he road Welker's 30.40 performance all the way to being a Darren McFadden TD away from a victory.  PBody's solid passing game and non-existent running game combined for juuuuust enough for the win.  Good thing Cedric Benson plays on a team with no quarterback...

Danny starts two QBs who wouldn't make most of our rosters...and still would have beat half the league:  Danny's solid running backs (even though Jackson only carried the ball once) carried him to a strong outing, but he ran into Tom Brady's redonkulous 500 yard game.  Sorry 'bout your luck.


Mike gets rolled: Talk about a rough week.  Only two of Mike's starters reached their projected scores.  So much for Ghastin being an easy win...can anyone say dark horse?

Collin scores top points: Surprise, surprise.  Collin tops out week one at 171.78 points.  Far from the league record, but a great showing from the prodigy.  So that's why you wanted to give $$$ for most points...

We have just one more headline this week...

JENSEN LOSES!!!

For only the 12th time in just over three seasons, Jensen got his ass whipped...and the peasants rejoiced.