Thursday, December 2, 2010
Friday, November 26, 2010
Week 11 Storylines...in Week 12.
Terry and Danny Clinch Playoffs: Danny's masterful and unprecedented pick up of Michael Vick pays off even after no one in the Sea General Napes FFL thought it was a good idea...to pick up a starting quarterback in a two quarterback league.
Knowshon Propels Terry Past Ghastin: And on the way by stuck it in Ghastin with no lube...Better luck next season. Maybe while you're in South Carolina looking for PBody, you can find a new draft strategy.
Colin Has Some Catching Up To Do: It looks like he will fall short of his lofty goal of having 2,000 points scored against him. Valiant effort. There is always next season.
Jensen Posts Big Number: Another week of Jensen scor...fuck it, we've heard this story enough.
Three Teams sit at 4-7: It's Go Time (Son) for Chea, Ghastin, and Austin. Not only do they need wins, they need to put up mad points to have a chance at the last playoff spot. Stranger things have happened...
Knowshon Propels Terry Past Ghastin: And on the way by stuck it in Ghastin with no lube...Better luck next season. Maybe while you're in South Carolina looking for PBody, you can find a new draft strategy.
Colin Has Some Catching Up To Do: It looks like he will fall short of his lofty goal of having 2,000 points scored against him. Valiant effort. There is always next season.
Jensen Posts Big Number: Another week of Jensen scor...fuck it, we've heard this story enough.
Three Teams sit at 4-7: It's Go Time (Son) for Chea, Ghastin, and Austin. Not only do they need wins, they need to put up mad points to have a chance at the last playoff spot. Stranger things have happened...
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Week 10 Storylines
PBody's Man Crush on Donald Brown Costs Him: Good call, dropping Keiland Williams instead of Brown. I'm good at this game.
Napes Goes Home: Back to the cellar for everyone's favorite creeper.
Jensen = Yankees: I'm smelling upset....sometime...maybe...
High Scores: Everyone scores in the triple digits! $10 says Napes scores less than 85 next week.
PBody Peaces Out: Next year's draft is gonna be on a beach...or at least with a view of one :)
Napes Goes Home: Back to the cellar for everyone's favorite creeper.
Jensen = Yankees: I'm smelling upset....sometime...maybe...
High Scores: Everyone scores in the triple digits! $10 says Napes scores less than 85 next week.
PBody Peaces Out: Next year's draft is gonna be on a beach...or at least with a view of one :)
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Week 9 Storylines
Everyone Hates Jensen: He's like the fucking Yankees. No one likes him...yet he wins all the time.
Lions Play Man Football: Stafford comes back...for one game...and we look like a team. Maybe if they give him bionic shoulders he'll be able to play more than one game in a row.
Napes Puts Up 2nd Worst Score of the Season: At least it wasn't the worst score of the season...someone posted less than 80 a few weeks ago. Oh...that was Napes too.
L Chea Tries to Talk Smack: Good effort, but maybe the Ghastin can give you some lessons on shit talking. We expect things to be on a higher level in this league.
Lions Play Man Football: Stafford comes back...for one game...and we look like a team. Maybe if they give him bionic shoulders he'll be able to play more than one game in a row.
Napes Puts Up 2nd Worst Score of the Season: At least it wasn't the worst score of the season...someone posted less than 80 a few weeks ago. Oh...that was Napes too.
L Chea Tries to Talk Smack: Good effort, but maybe the Ghastin can give you some lessons on shit talking. We expect things to be on a higher level in this league.
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Week 8 Storylines...
Only Three Games Separate First From Last: With playoffs only 6 weeks away, everyone is still in the hunt.
Colin Creeps...Into the top 6: There's an advantage to scoring the 2nd most points every week...this year is going to be about the tiebreakers.
Austin's Johnson 2 Short...Again: Sorry man, you make it too easy.
Jensen Rant Missing: No rant this week...I was expecting an Irish accent and maybe the leprechaun suit...
Danny's "Gratz on the Win" Fails: Damn, must not be about how you talk...must be the whole drafting, waiver wire, start/sit thing.
Colin Creeps...Into the top 6: There's an advantage to scoring the 2nd most points every week...this year is going to be about the tiebreakers.
Austin's Johnson 2 Short...Again: Sorry man, you make it too easy.
Jensen Rant Missing: No rant this week...I was expecting an Irish accent and maybe the leprechaun suit...
Danny's "Gratz on the Win" Fails: Damn, must not be about how you talk...must be the whole drafting, waiver wire, start/sit thing.
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Week 7 Storylines
Mike Rapes PBody for All Time Scoring Record: He scores 216.97 points and leaves an extra 15 points on the bench with Thomas Jones...DAMN.
Ghastin Drops the Ball Against Danny: Congratulations Danny, your emotional crisis syndrome can be dormant for another week.
Chea Scores All Time Low Against Colin: Well, I didn't actually check...but doesn't 117 points seem crazy low for playing against the worst defense in the league?
Austin's Johnson 2 Short 2 Beat Napes: Good thing for Napes that Brett Farve goes for the glory rather than the smart, easy pass to get 20 yards and a shot at a short 4th down conversion. Gratz on the .16 point win Mr. Cellar Dweller.
Colin Breaks 1,000 Points Against: It's like there's some rule that doesn't allow Colin's defense to tackle...Arena Football anyone?
Terry Leads Moves Race with 41: Pick it up and you'll hit triple digits before the season's out!
Ghastin Drops the Ball Against Danny: Congratulations Danny, your emotional crisis syndrome can be dormant for another week.
Chea Scores All Time Low Against Colin: Well, I didn't actually check...but doesn't 117 points seem crazy low for playing against the worst defense in the league?
Austin's Johnson 2 Short 2 Beat Napes: Good thing for Napes that Brett Farve goes for the glory rather than the smart, easy pass to get 20 yards and a shot at a short 4th down conversion. Gratz on the .16 point win Mr. Cellar Dweller.
Colin Breaks 1,000 Points Against: It's like there's some rule that doesn't allow Colin's defense to tackle...Arena Football anyone?
Terry Leads Moves Race with 41: Pick it up and you'll hit triple digits before the season's out!
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Week 6 Storylines...
Colin Closes in on 1,000 Points...Against: At least you'll be in the record books for something...best worst team ever! Believe in Never!....oops, sorry that's the 2008 Lions.
Top Four Teams Share 4-2 Record: Week 6 down and no one has pulled away from the pack...
Terry Leads League in Moves: PBody, Chea, and Austin have combined for 18 moves...exactly half of Terry's 36
Chris Johnson Checks Danny into the Looney Bin: Last minute TD from CJ results in a mental breakdown from Danny. I don't think he even noticed moving into 2nd on the all time points list...
Top Four Teams Share 4-2 Record: Week 6 down and no one has pulled away from the pack...
Terry Leads League in Moves: PBody, Chea, and Austin have combined for 18 moves...exactly half of Terry's 36
Chris Johnson Checks Danny into the Looney Bin: Last minute TD from CJ results in a mental breakdown from Danny. I don't think he even noticed moving into 2nd on the all time points list...
Ehhhh....What's Up Bitch?
Monday, October 18, 2010
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Week 5 Storylines
Wrestlemania 28 - Colin vs. Austin for the World Heavyweight Championship: Brett Farve and Randy Moss hit the Rock Bottom on Colin and pushed Austin into the record book with the highest point total in Sea General Napes Fantasy Football League history.
....Nothing else really seems worth talking about.
....Nothing else really seems worth talking about.
Cheers Austin!
Monday, October 11, 2010
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Week 4 Storylines
Napes Trades #3 Pick: Looks like you're on your way to the PBody award for 2010.
PBody Doesn't Suck...as Bad as Last Year: 3 wins in 2010 is better than 2 in 2009.
Colin Leads Scoring: Top of the scoring board, bottom of the division.
Commish Drops 177: Top score of the year! Until Colin breaks 200...and loses to Ghastin by .01
PBody Doesn't Suck...as Bad as Last Year: 3 wins in 2010 is better than 2 in 2009.
Colin Leads Scoring: Top of the scoring board, bottom of the division.
Commish Drops 177: Top score of the year! Until Colin breaks 200...and loses to Ghastin by .01
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Week Three Storylines
Danny takes over the top spot at 3-0: With trade rumors circulating around Michael Vick, The Blump KIN'S take out PBody with a decisive win.
Chea gives Terry a birthday present: Terry gets the win over Chea who put up a very "meh" 114 points.
The One Man Wolfpack needed another roofie after picking Uncle Nape: Even Uncle Nape picked against himself this week...
And finally...
Who's in the Cellar?
UNCLE NAPE
...Damn dude, you are kinda creepy...
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Week Two Storylines
The ONE-der Actually Does It Again: Sorry Colin, but Ghastin and his buddy Ed have basically labeled you as "Ghastin's Bitch" when it comes to fantasy football.
PBody wins by default: Chris Johnson gets a 80 yard TD called back and Austin cries. For the 2nd week in a row, PBody's opponent fails to score 100 points.
Jensen's Receivers blow ass: 9.5 total points out of 3 receiver spots. Maybe Jensen's RB/QB strategy isn't all it's cracked up to be...
Ghastin doesn't talk a lot of shit after amazing 1 point victory: Dude, I was expecting a fucking rap or something. Step it up.
PBody wins by default: Chris Johnson gets a 80 yard TD called back and Austin cries. For the 2nd week in a row, PBody's opponent fails to score 100 points.
Jensen's Receivers blow ass: 9.5 total points out of 3 receiver spots. Maybe Jensen's RB/QB strategy isn't all it's cracked up to be...
Ghastin doesn't talk a lot of shit after amazing 1 point victory: Dude, I was expecting a fucking rap or something. Step it up.
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Week One Storylines...
Match-up of the Week Doesn't Disappoint - The Jensen's showed their fantasy football prowess by posting the top two scores in the league. If they each keep up this pace, they will be the first teams to break 2,000 points in a single season.
Colin Fails at Pick 'Em - He may have scored the 2nd most points in the league, but he failed to pick a single match correctly. Look for Colin to bounce back in Week 2.
Terry and Napes Suck - Less than 80 points...C'mon guys.
Ghastin Tries to Use His Phone to Talk Shit...and Fails - Not a bad try man, but talk shit on the shit talkin' board...not the message board.
Colin Fails at Pick 'Em - He may have scored the 2nd most points in the league, but he failed to pick a single match correctly. Look for Colin to bounce back in Week 2.
Terry and Napes Suck - Less than 80 points...C'mon guys.
Ghastin Tries to Use His Phone to Talk Shit...and Fails - Not a bad try man, but talk shit on the shit talkin' board...not the message board.
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Monday, September 6, 2010
Year Three - Will 2010 Be a Breakout Season for the Sea General Napes Fantasy Football League?
The Sea General Napes Fantasy Football League has been in the conversations of every fantasy football guru since it's debut in 2007. Still wet behind the ears, the first incarnation of the league (formally known as The Syrup) featured redonkulous bonuses, 6 bench spots, and an actual respectable team from PBody.
After an up and down rookie campaign, a coo was staged and Uncle Nape was unceremoniously tossed from the commissioner's seat. As new management always does, The Chea quickly cleaned house and brought in new talent. According to The Commish, the league and its plethora of talented managers would rise from the ashes of mediocrity and take our place among the best fantasy football leagues in the world. The unprecedented move of starting two quarterbacks skyrocketed the status of the Sea General Napes league from...
to...
So far the Sea General Napes Fantasy Football League has enjoyed two successful seasons of massive shit talking, controversy, epic victories, and heart breaking losses. This Thursday marks the start of the 3rd season of the league. Will this year be the 1,400 yard 7 TD performance of a breakout wide receiver or will fall to the waiver wire like Ghastin's 4th round pick?
We have the talent. We have the hype. We have the Ghastin.
After an up and down rookie campaign, a coo was staged and Uncle Nape was unceremoniously tossed from the commissioner's seat. As new management always does, The Chea quickly cleaned house and brought in new talent. According to The Commish, the league and its plethora of talented managers would rise from the ashes of mediocrity and take our place among the best fantasy football leagues in the world. The unprecedented move of starting two quarterbacks skyrocketed the status of the Sea General Napes league from...
to...
So far the Sea General Napes Fantasy Football League has enjoyed two successful seasons of massive shit talking, controversy, epic victories, and heart breaking losses. This Thursday marks the start of the 3rd season of the league. Will this year be the 1,400 yard 7 TD performance of a breakout wide receiver or will fall to the waiver wire like Ghastin's 4th round pick?
We have the talent. We have the hype. We have the Ghastin.
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