Danny's Week 7 Predictions - Start 'Em Up

Welcome to the first weekly addition of Start em up... each week I will suggest players to play souly based on who I play in my leagues.... having the most PA in 3 out of my 5 leagues... i feel I can redirect my awful awful luck to helping my fellow friends on who to start in their other leagues and this one..... I will see how my record is each week on my picks QBs need 20... RBs 15 and WRs 12 and TE 10 in order for a win... I will also give a lock of the week and if by chance I play multiple defenses or kickers i will suggest them...I will try and pick AT LEAST 3 people and players so without further adu....

1) Ray Rice - A no brainer... just traded him away in one league and play him in 2 other leagues this week... LOCK OF THE WEEK... in fact... easy 20 pts

2) Greg Olson - You need him... play him.. he is bound to break out against me this week

3) Bills Def - I am 1st in points in this league with a record of 1-5... my opponant cant do anything wrong this year... puuuttt it on the board.... YEEESS!

4) Darren Sproles - 15 pts... no problem... see above with Ray Rice

5) Romo to Austin - how many times have I been scored upon in my Saginaw league with a QB to WR combo... well Manning to Cruz was fun..... they will hook up at least once... prolly twice

SUPER SHOCKER....

Nate Burleson - gonna come down to my JJs league to him... look for him to butt rape my on Monday night just like Bears def did to me 2 weeks ago...

Thank you all!

Uncle Nape Creeps

All I can say about this video by Ghastin is...

Pure. Fucking. Genius.

New Ghastin Song: Uncle Nape Creeps

“Uncle Nape Creeps"

Hey baby don’t you look his age?
His age could be a contradiction
Hey baby you see his cage?
It’s giving him nocturnal emissions

You’re a sorry sucker and this happens all the time
You found out that Uncle Nape creeps
Uncle Nape creeps, Uncle Nape creeps

It started with (Pause) Dem kids
And that was when he seized you
And then he made your lips hurt
He didn’t want no chitchat
Took you to his cellar
Shellski, never gonna tell her
When Uncle Nape creeps near

Hey honey, here, use a butt plug
It could be your new stimulation
Too much could make you comatose
All these kids, look, see, he’s switching

Oh my my shit
Uncle Nape creeps, Uncle Nape creeps
Uncle Nape creeps too much

It started with (Pause) Dem kids
And that was when he seized you
And then he made your lips hurt
He didn’t want no chitchat
Took you to his cellar
Shellski, never gonna tell her
When Uncle Nape creeps near

Never thought I’d live to see the day
When Uncle Nape’s kids got in the way

Hey Shellski show him all your love
All he’s giving you is herpes
Hey Danny what you gotta say?

It started with (Pause) Dem kids
And that was when he seized you
And then he made your lips hurt
He didn’t want no chitchat
Took you to his cellar
Shellski, never gonna tell her
When Uncle Nape creeps near

Uncle Nape creeps
Uncle Nape creeps
Uncle Nape creeps
Uncle Nape creeps
Uncle Nape creeps
Uncle Nape creeps …near

It started with (Pause) Dem kids

(Statutory Nape, Statutory Nape)
And that was when he seized you

(Statutory Nape, Statutory Nape)

Uncle Nape creeps
Uncle Nape creeps …near