Week Three Storylines

Danny takes over the top spot at 3-0: With trade rumors circulating around Michael Vick, The Blump KIN'S take out PBody with a decisive win.

Chea gives Terry a birthday present:  Terry gets the win over Chea who put up a very "meh" 114 points.

The One Man Wolfpack needed another roofie after picking Uncle Nape:  Even Uncle Nape picked against himself this week...

And finally...

Who's in the Cellar?

UNCLE NAPE

...Damn dude, you are kinda creepy...

Week Two Storylines

The ONE-der Actually Does It Again:  Sorry Colin, but Ghastin and his buddy Ed have basically labeled you as "Ghastin's Bitch" when it comes to fantasy football. 

PBody wins by default:  Chris Johnson gets a 80 yard TD called back and Austin cries.  For the 2nd week in a row, PBody's opponent fails to score 100 points.

Jensen's Receivers blow ass:  9.5 total points out of 3 receiver spots.  Maybe Jensen's RB/QB strategy isn't all it's cracked up to be...

Ghastin doesn't talk a lot of shit after amazing 1 point victory:  Dude, I was expecting a fucking rap or something.  Step it up.

Week One Storylines...

Match-up of the Week Doesn't Disappoint - The Jensen's showed their fantasy football prowess by posting the top two scores in the league.  If they each keep up this pace, they will be the first teams to break 2,000 points in a single season.

Colin Fails at Pick 'Em - He may have scored the 2nd most points in the league, but he failed to pick a single match correctly.  Look for Colin to bounce back in Week 2.

Terry and Napes Suck -  Less than 80 points...C'mon guys.

Ghastin Tries to Use His Phone to Talk Shit...and Fails - Not a bad try man, but talk shit on the shit talkin' board...not the message board.

Farve a legit fantasy QB this year?

Ghastin's 4th Round Selection Speaks on Recent Allegations of Being a Cheat, Liar, and Failure as an NFL Running Back

Year Three - Will 2010 Be a Breakout Season for the Sea General Napes Fantasy Football League?

The Sea General Napes Fantasy Football League has been in the conversations of every fantasy football guru since it's debut in 2007.  Still wet behind the ears, the first incarnation of the league (formally known as The Syrup) featured redonkulous bonuses, 6 bench spots, and an actual respectable team from PBody. 

After an up and down rookie campaign, a coo was staged and Uncle Nape was unceremoniously tossed from the commissioner's seat.  As new management always does, The Chea quickly cleaned house and brought in new talent.  According to The Commish, the league and its plethora of talented managers would rise from the ashes of mediocrity and take our place among the best fantasy football leagues in the world.  The unprecedented move of starting two quarterbacks skyrocketed the status of the Sea General Napes league from...

to...

So far the Sea General Napes Fantasy Football League has enjoyed two successful seasons of massive shit talking, controversy, epic victories, and heart breaking losses.  This Thursday marks the start of the 3rd season of the league.  Will this year be the 1,400 yard 7 TD performance of a breakout wide receiver or will fall to the waiver wire like Ghastin's 4th round pick?
 
We have the talent.  We have the hype.  We have the Ghastin.