Friday, November 26, 2010

Week 11 Storylines...in Week 12.

Terry and Danny Clinch Playoffs:  Danny's masterful and unprecedented pick up of Michael Vick pays off even after no one in the Sea General Napes FFL thought it was a good idea...to pick up a starting quarterback in a two quarterback league.

Knowshon Propels Terry Past Ghastin:  And on the way by stuck it in Ghastin with no lube...Better luck next season.  Maybe while you're in South Carolina looking for PBody, you can find a new draft strategy.


Colin Has Some Catching Up To Do:  It looks like he will fall short of his lofty goal of having 2,000 points scored against him.  Valiant effort.  There is always next season.

Jensen Posts Big Number:  Another week of Jensen scor...fuck it, we've heard this story enough.

Three Teams sit at 4-7:  It's Go Time (Son) for Chea, Ghastin, and Austin.  Not only do they need wins, they need to put up mad points to have a chance at the last playoff spot.  Stranger things have happened...

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Week 10 Storylines

PBody's Man Crush on Donald Brown Costs Him:  Good call, dropping Keiland Williams instead of Brown.  I'm good at this game.

Napes Goes Home: Back to the cellar for everyone's favorite creeper.

Jensen = Yankees:  I'm smelling upset....sometime...maybe...

High Scores:  Everyone scores in the triple digits!  $10 says Napes scores less than 85 next week.

PBody Peaces Out:  Next year's draft is gonna be on a beach...or at least with a view of one :)

Real Jensen Rant

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Week 9 Storylines

Everyone Hates Jensen:  He's like the fucking Yankees.  No one likes him...yet he wins all the time.

Lions Play Man Football:  Stafford comes back...for one game...and we look like a team.  Maybe if they give him bionic shoulders he'll be able to play more than one game in a row.


Napes Puts Up 2nd Worst Score of the Season:  At least it wasn't the worst score of the season...someone posted less than 80 a few weeks ago.  Oh...that was Napes too.

L Chea Tries to Talk Smack:  Good effort, but maybe the Ghastin can give you some lessons on shit talking.  We expect things to be on a higher level in this league.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Week 8 Storylines...

Only Three Games Separate First From Last:  With playoffs only 6 weeks away, everyone is still in the hunt.

Colin Creeps...Into the top 6:  There's an advantage to scoring the 2nd most points every week...this year is going to be about the tiebreakers.

Austin's Johnson 2 Short...Again:  Sorry man, you make it too easy.

Jensen Rant Missing:  No rant this week...I was expecting an Irish accent and maybe the leprechaun suit...

Danny's "Gratz on the Win" Fails:  Damn, must not be about how you talk...must be the whole drafting, waiver wire, start/sit thing.