Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Week 7 Storylines

Mike Rapes PBody for All Time Scoring Record:  He scores 216.97 points and leaves an extra 15 points on the bench with Thomas Jones...DAMN.


Ghastin Drops the Ball Against Danny:  Congratulations Danny, your emotional crisis syndrome can be dormant for another week.

Chea Scores All Time Low Against Colin: Well, I didn't actually check...but doesn't 117 points seem crazy low for playing against the worst defense in the league?

Austin's Johnson 2 Short 2 Beat Napes:  Good thing for Napes that Brett Farve goes for the glory rather than the smart, easy pass to get 20 yards and a shot at a short 4th down conversion.  Gratz on the .16 point win Mr. Cellar Dweller.


Colin Breaks 1,000 Points Against:  It's like there's some rule that doesn't allow Colin's defense to tackle...Arena Football anyone?

Terry Leads Moves Race with 41:  Pick it up and you'll hit triple digits before the season's out!

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Week 6 Storylines...

Colin Closes in on 1,000 Points...Against:  At least you'll be in the record books for something...best worst team ever!  Believe in Never!....oops, sorry that's the 2008 Lions.

Top Four Teams Share 4-2 Record:  Week 6 down and no one has pulled away from the pack...

Terry Leads League in Moves:  PBody, Chea, and Austin have combined for 18 moves...exactly half of Terry's 36

Chris Johnson Checks Danny into the Looney Bin:  Last minute TD from CJ results in a mental breakdown from Danny. I don't think he even noticed moving into 2nd on the all time points list...


Ehhhh....What's Up Bitch?


Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Week 5 Storylines

Wrestlemania 28 - Colin vs. Austin for the World Heavyweight Championship:  Brett Farve and Randy Moss hit the Rock Bottom on Colin and pushed Austin into the record book with the highest point total in Sea General Napes Fantasy Football League history.

....Nothing else really seems worth talking about.

Cheers Austin!

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Week 4 Storylines

Napes Trades #3 Pick:  Looks like you're on your way to the PBody award for 2010.

 PBody Doesn't Suck...as Bad as Last Year:  3 wins in 2010 is better than 2 in 2009.

Colin Leads Scoring:   Top of the scoring board, bottom of the division.

Commish Drops 177: Top score of the year!  Until Colin breaks 200...and loses to Ghastin by .01