Jensen's Quagmire Lyrics

Play who you’re playing
Won’t make it wayne
Know you’re not scoring
Not scoring

You need some lotion
Still reeling in pain
The league is stirring
stirring

Son, your team’s a quagmire

Losses start to tally
You winning, no way
Lie while you’re trading
You’re trading

Still slots are open
Team buckles in pain
Feels like you’re dying
You’re dying

Son, your teams’ a quagmire
And so
Where’s your Jensen empire?

Just sign a waiver
Battling woes
You can’t just fix it
Fix it

We hope it’s for weeks
We hope it’s forever
Oh look at the projections
The projections
The projections

Son, your team’s a quagmire
Son, your team’s a quagmire

And so
Where’s your Jensen empire?

And son
Your team’s a quagmire
And so
Jensen freaking retire